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Paying with Monero

This shop takes Monero and nothing else. Here is the honest version of what that means for you, including the annoying parts.

Why Monero and not a card

A card payment tells a processor what you bought, from whom, and when. Several of them refuse to handle independent art at all. Monero skips every middleman: the money goes from your wallet to mine, with no company in between deciding whether the sale is allowed.

Three ways in, pick yours

1min

You already have Monero

Scan the QR code on the payment page and send the exact amount. Done in under a minute.

3min

You have other crypto

Swap it for XMR inside your own wallet. Cake Wallet and Feather both have a built-in exchange, so it stays a two tap job and you never hand your coins to a website.

15min

You have neither

Install Cake Wallet, buy a small amount of Litecoin or Bitcoin with a card, then swap it to XMR in the same app. Budget fifteen minutes the first time. After that it is instant forever.

The honest warning

Buying crypto with a card in the EU now requires identity verification almost everywhere. I cannot change that, and I am not going to pretend otherwise. What I can promise is that nothing about the purchase itself reaches me beyond the payment: no name, no address, no email unless you choose to give one.

Two things that will save you trouble

  1. Send the exact amount shown. Network fees are paid by your wallet on top, so do not subtract them.
  2. Write down the recovery code you get after paying. It is how you find the order again, and I cannot recreate it for you.

Wallets worth using

Cake Wallet and Feather are both free, open source, and hold your keys on your own device. I am not affiliated with either.